I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I

All Humor Is Based On Hostility - That's Why World War Two Was Funny.

When Its 100 Degrees In New York, It's 72 In Los Angeles. When Its 30 Degrees In New York, In Los Angeles It's Still 72. However, There Are 6 Million Interesting People In New York, And Only 72 In Los Angeles.

The Body Of A Young Woman Is God's Greatest Achievement...of Course, He Could Have Built It To Last Longer But You Can't Have Everything.

He's Too Nervous To Kill Himself. He Wears His Seat Belt In A Drive-in Movie.

The First Book Was My First Attempt At Writing Full-length Prose.