I Don't Listen To Music. I Hate

I'm Just Permanently Agitated By Everything And Everyone.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

I'm Not One For Like Soul-searching, Sour Fizzy Moments. I Come From The School Of Hard Knocks, "f**king Get On With It", That's It.

I Think National Pride Leads To Nothing But Wars And Hate.

I'm A Great Self-doubter. I Constantly Need To Prove Myself To Myself. I've Never Run To Heroin Or Alcohol To Hide That. I Always Have To Deal With It. Stage Fright Is Always Going To Be There. I Have Nightmares About Bad Gigs.