I Don't Much Care For Hollywood, I'd

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

Star Quality: I Don't Know What It Is, But I've Got It.

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.