I Have A Memory Like An Elephant.

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.

It Is My Considered Opinion That The Human Race (soi Disant) Is Cruel, Idiotic, Sentimental, Predatory, Ungrateful, Ugly, Conceited And Egocentric To The Last Ditch And That The Occasional Discovery Of An Isolated Exception Is As Deliciously Surprising As Finding A Sudden Brazil Nut In What You Know To Be Five Pounds Of Vanilla Creams. These Glorious Moments, Although Not Making Life Actually Worth Living, Perhaps, At Least Make It Pleasanter.

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.