I Don't Set Out To Offend Or

A Bull In Just About Any Shop Is Gonna Be A Mess.

I Don't Need A Lot Of Space.

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.

If You Sell The Vatican And You Take That Money And You Use It To Feed Every Single Human Being On The Planet, You Will Get Cah-azy Pussy. All The Pussy. I Don't Mean Literally. That Might Not Be Your Cup Of Tea. I Don't Know What Your Version Of 'all The Pussy' Is. But You'll Get All The Pussy.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.