I Don't Set Out To Offend Or

I Was A Bedwetter Until I Was About 15, And It Was Humiliating.

We Don't Live In A Democracy; We Live In A Hypocrisy.

I Tend To Be More Arrogant On Stage. Far More Ignorant. I Sometimes Say What I Think And Sometimes Say The Opposite Of What I Think And The Lines Get Blurred, But I Can Only Hope That Some Kind Of Absolute Power Transcends.

I'm A Total One-hour Drama Addict. I Think When You're A Comedian, You Tend Towards Dramas Because That's The Less Stressful Thing To Watch.

I Gave Him A Compliment! All Right, I Told Him He Probably Would've Made, Like, A Really Expensive Slave In The, Like, In The Olden-timey Days.