I Don't Stutter When I Talk To

The Person Who Can Bring The Spirit Of Laughter Into A Room Is Indeed Blessed.

Do I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course I Do. So Do You. Deep In The Souls Of The Most Sophisticated Of Us Is Lurking A Fear Of The Supernatural Which All The Discoveries Of Scientists Cannot Eradicate.

In A Notable Family Called Stein There Were Gertrude, And Ep, And Then Ein. Gert's Writing Was Hazy, Ep's Statues Were Crazy, And Nobody Understood Ein.

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

Politicians Are Like Ships: Noisiest When Lost In A Fog.