I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer.

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.