I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.

Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.