My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

This Matter Of Two Sides To Every Question Is Bad Logic And Bad Practice: Sometimes There Are No Sides; Sometimes There Are A Hundred.