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If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.