I Went To Computer Class With My

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

Now That Obama Is At War In A 3rd Country, Does That Mean He Has To Give Back His Nobel Peace Prize?