I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.