Obama Said He Went To Libya Because

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.