I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny.

Being Smarter Than You Look Is Better Than Looking Smarter Than You Are.

You Take Out An Injunction Against Somebody Or Some Organisation And Immediately News Of That Injunction And The People Involved And The Story Behind The Injunction Is In A Legal-free World On Twitter And The Internet. It's Pointless.

Then There’s The Biggest Problem Of Them All – The Problem Of Being In An Audi Tt When You Are Not Called Angela. I Do Not Know Why It Can Be Driven By Only People Named Angela, But That’s A Fact And There’s Nothing We Can Do About It. If You Have A Tt And You Aren’t Called Angela, You Have The Wrong Car.

I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish For: Oh No, My Head Has Just Exploded!

Planet Earth Thought It Had £10. But It Turns Out We Only Had £2. Which Means Everyone Must Lose 80% Of Their Wealth