I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish For: Oh

...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.

That [pagani] Zonda, Really! It’s Like A Lion In Orange Dungarees. Kind Of Fierce, But Ridiculous All At The Same Time.

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.

If You Go Through The Pearly Gates Backwards In A Fireball, That's A Cool Way To Die!

Why Is The Forecast So Bland? Why Instead Of 'stormy' Don't They Just Say The Sea's 'a Frothing Maelstrom Of Terror And Hopelessness'?