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It Was As Relaxing As Being Tickled.

They Are By Far The Worst Drivers. They Are Spiteful, Dithering, Old And In The Way. They Should Have Their Licences Taken Away.

Unlike Furious Thin-lipped Feminists, I Tend Not To Draw Distinctions Between Men And Women, Apart From In Bed Where You Really Do Need To Spot The Difference.

Does Anyone Really Imagine For A Moment That My Wife Gives Two Stuffs About Global Warming? She Certainly Did Not Appear To Be All That Bothered On Thursday Evening When, During The Great Carbon-saving Switch-off, I Ran Round The House Furiously Turning On Every Light, Hair Dryer, Dishwasher And Toaster.

I Mean Its A Weekly Occurrence That Somebody Will Complain That Top Gear Was On Last Night - And You Just Sit Back And Wait For The Complaints. But If You Start To Pay Attention To Everyones Concerns, You End Up With Something Bland And Boring. So You Sort Of Have To Ignore Everybody In Order To Do The Show How We Want To Do It.