I'm Not Capable Of Having An Affair.

Sometimes I Stagger Even Myself With My Genius.

Americans Are Good At Herding Bison. The End.

Cows Eat Grass And Silage. This Is Melting The Ice Caps And Killing Us All. So They Need A New Foodstuff: Something That Is Rich In Iron, Calcium And Natural Goodness. Plainly They Cannot Eat Meat So Here Is An Idea To Chew On. Why Not Feed Them Vegetarians?

My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

I Have A Pathological Terror Of Falling Through Ice. I Nearly Drowned Once. I Fell Off A Boat And Got A Cramp, And Was Rescued By An Oil-rig Diver, A Great Bear Of A Man Who Simply Leant Into The Water And Scooped Me Out With One Finger.