Owning A Tvr In The Past Was

I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And Waiting For This To Blow Over.

There Are Many Rules For The Elderly In The Highway Code. I Have One Too, And Here It Is: Get A Bloody Move On.

I Don't Understand Bus Lanes. Why Do Poor People Have To Get To Places Quicker Than I Do?

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.

Ecologically Speaking, A Spilt Tanker Load Is Like Sticking A Safety Pin Into An Elephant's Foot. The Planet Barely Notices. After The Exxon Valdez Accident In Alaska The Oil Company Spent Billions Tidying Up The Coastline, But It Was A Waste Of Money Because The Waves Were Cleaning Up Faster Than Exxon Could. Environmentalists Can Never Accept The Planet's Ability To Self-heal.