I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But

Many Years Ago I Remember A Famous Actress Explaining To Me With Perfect Seriousness That Before Making An Entrance She Always Stood Aside To Allow God To Go On First. I Can Also Remember That On That Particular Occasion He Gave A Singularly Uninspired Performance.

Thousands Of People Have Talent. I Might As Well Congratulate You For Having Eyes In Your Head. The One And Only Thing That Counts Is: Do You Have Staying Power?

I Can Take Any Amount Of Criticism, As Long As It Is Unqualified Praise.

How Was Your Flight? Well, Aeronautically It Was A Great Success. Socially, It Left Quite A Bit To Be Desired.

I Don't Believe In Astrology. The Only Stars I Can Blame For My Failures Are Those That Walk About The Stage.