I Don't Think Silicone Makes A Girl

I'll See A Beautiful Girl Walking Up To Me And I'll Think, Oh, My God, I Can't Believe My Good Luck. But Then She'll Say, 'where's Your Son?' Or 'my Mother Loves You'.

I Always Thought Of Myself As Some Sort Of Athlete Until I Started Playing Golf A Couple Years Ago.

I Went To A Shrink Once, But I Caught Him Going To A Fortune-teller So I Quit.

You Have To Be Very Careful When You Let Someone Win.

There's Nothing More Boring Than Actors Talking About Acting.