I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?