I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

Food Was A Constant Topic Of Conversation In Our Household.