I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.