A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.