My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.