I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

I Laughed All The Way Through Love Story.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.