Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.

The Doctor's Name Was Sylvia. I Told Her She'd Have A Problem With Me Because Sylvia Was My Mother's Name.

When I Said I Didn't Have A Cent, I Didn't. I Used To Get Annoyed With People Who Said They Were Broke When They Had Five Dollars.

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.