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I Went To A Catholic University And There's Something About Being A Catholic-american. You Know, St. Patrick's Day Is, I'm Irish-catholic. There's Alcoholism In My Family. It's Like I've Got To Be Catholic, Right?

How Dumb Do I Think The Americans Are? I Bet You We Could Sell Those Idiots Water.

Nursery Schools And Bars At 2 A.m. Are The Only Places Where It Is Completely Normal If Someone Just Spontaneously Throws Up On The Floor...and Just Like A Toddler, The Bar Patron Wakes Up The Next Day Not Remembering Or Caring How They Behaved.

Comedians Rarely Have Writers, And If You Do It's Usually A Sign Of Laziness.

Well My Chocolate Is So Good I Could Sell It In An Obnoxious Prism Shape.