I Don't Want To Be Known As

Star Wars Was Magnificent, But You Could Tell Darth Vader's Ships Were Glued Together.

I Have Four Strikes Against Me. I'm Black, I'm Short, I'm Intelligent, And I Have A Medical Condition.

I Don't Have Any Friends And Don't Have Any Intention Of Making Any. People Will Stab You In The Back, Mistreat You, Talk About Me Behind Your Back, Steal From You. And They're Not Really Your Friends. They're Only There Because You're A Celebrity Or Because They Want To Get Something From You.

Television Is Fun, But It's Hard, And If It Gets Too Crazy I May Just Do It As A Part-time Thing.

I Can See Through Almost Any Scam, Especially One Perpetrated By The Federal Government. I Can See Through It... They Can't Pull The Wool Over My Eyes, It's Absolutely Freakin' Impossible To Pull The Wool Over My Eyes About The Government.