I Don't Want To Be Somebody Else.

When You Go Into Something Where You Can Really Trust That Everyone Has Thought About It, More Than You Have Even, Then That's Like A Gift.

When Choosing Sexual Partners, Remember: Talent Is Not Sexually Transmittable.

I Was Like, Oh, I Want To Sign Up For "catwoman," And Then Anne Hathaway Had Already Signed Up For It.

It’s No More Dangerous To Society Than A Radio Broadcast Of The War Of The Worlds.

Seriously, I've Just Realized That Almost Everyone Is A Fraud, So I Try Not To Feel Too Bad About It.