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Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

Comedians Usually Are Rooting For The Underdog. I Mean To Take A Shot At An Underdog I Think Is Really Stupid And Low And Not Funny.

It's A Completely Useless Emotion - Jealousy. I Don't Go There.

I Feel Like When Being Raised In New York City I Have A Particular Perspective On Things Like Gay Issues Maybe, Because I'm In The Middle Of Manhattan.

I Want A Man In My Life, Not In My House.