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It Seemed Like The Right Time. You Reach A Point When You Say To Yourself, ‘do I Want To Keep Doing This?’ There Are Other Things On My Plate I Want To Do — I’ve Been Writing A Play, I’ve Been Neglecting My Standup.

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.

What Daughter Thinks Of Her Parents In Flagrante Delicto? Yet, My Mother, Even After Years With Him, Dropped Hints Such As, 'you Know, Your Father Enjoys His Matinees.' I Never Even Saw Them Go To The Movies Together. What Could She Mean? All Those Afternoons, I Thought She Was Upstairs Listening To La Traviata, And Those High Notes Apparently Were Not Coming From The Radio.

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

The Republicans Do Not Have Feeling For People Who Are In Bad Shape.