It's A Completely Useless Emotion - Jealousy.

I Think It’s Interesting To Me To Talk To People Who Don’t Agree With Me All The Time.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

I Want To Do An Intelligent Talk Show Where You Have Room To Breathe...

Comedians Usually Are Rooting For The Underdog. I Mean To Take A Shot At An Underdog I Think Is Really Stupid And Low And Not Funny.

I Don't Know What It's Going To Take For People To Really Wake Up And Understand That They [the Bush Administration] Are Liars And They Are Murderers.