I Don't Watch 'american Idol.' I Don't

When I Was A Teenager, You Couldn't Get Straight Pants. Then In '76, When Punk Started To Hit, It Was A Revelation That You Could Find Straight Pants Again.

Marriage Is Like A Dull Meal With The Dessert At The Beginning.

There's No Male Oprah.

I'm Really Good At Laundry, And I Have No Problem Cleaning The Kitchen.

It Became Sort Of A Snowball Effect, With Guys Trying To Deal In Their Own Way With 9/11, Whether It Was Drinking Or Whatever.