I Don't Wear No Condom And I

The Secret Of Success Is To Be Like A Duck, Smooth And Unruffled On Top, But Paddling Furiously Underneath.

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

Repeat After Me. I Promise Not To Run Outside Of The House. I Promise Not To Run Inside Of The House. I Promise Not To Touch, Pick Up, Step On, Anything That Looks Interesting.

The Only Thing That You Can Get Into Without A Lot Of Trouble Is A Lot Of Trouble.

What Is It About Grandparents That Is So Lovely? I'd Like To Say That Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.