The Only Thing That You Can Get

I Often Try To Tell Kids To Think About All The People Who Love You, Don't Cry Over The One Person Who Doesn't.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

How Long Can You Tread Water?

Among The Guitarists, Wes Montgomery Is Fantastic. He's Always Good To Let You Know What The Art Form Is All About. It's The Same Still Life That Everybody Is Painting, But In Comes Wes Montgomery, And It's Right There!

We Spoke To God About The Children, And We Were Afraid To Ask God For Specific Things. We Thought That It Might Be Too Much. So We Said To God 'please Give Us A Healthy Child' And Left It At That, Not Knowing That God Is A Generous God, But Also Has A Sense Of Humor. And If You Leave That Much Open For God, Some Wonderful Jokes Are Going To Come About.