I Dreamed One Night That I Had

When I Practiced, I Practiced To Get It Right.

I Play With Friends, But We Don't Play Friendly Games.

All Other Things Being Equal, Greens Break To The West.

You Only Hit A Straight Ball By Accident. The Ball Is Going To Move Right Or Left Every Time You Hit It, So You Had Better Make It Go One Way Or The Other.

Placing The Ball In The Right Position For The Next Shot Is Eighty Percent Of Winning Golf.