I Eat A Lot Of Junk Food,

When You Go To Hawaii, It's All About "aloha." It Means Hello, Goodbye And I Love You.

You Can't Be Bad Ass In A Car That Kills Gas Like I Kill Tacos.

When I First Got To St. Louis, I Saw The Arch And I Said, 'i Want To Go To That Mcdonalds.

Once I Started Doing Specials I Always Incorporated "fluffy" Into It. But With Stand-up Revolution, I Left It Out Because I Want It To Be Different For People. I'm There, Yes, But It's Something Different.

I Never Go Perform Somewhere Alone. I've Done That Since Day One. I've Always Taken Other Comics With Me.