I Enjoy Reality As Much As The

Keep The Circus Going Inside You, Keep It Going, Don't Take Anything Too Seriously, It'll All Work Out In The End.

Tell Me That I Misunderstood A Joke, But Don't Tell Me That My Choice Of Cravat Is Wrong.

If You Could Do Something That Would Make People Happy, And It Would Cost You Neither Money Nor Time, Would You Do It? If That Same Thing Made You Happy, Would You Do It? What Is This Magical Thing That Will Brighten Your Day And The Days Of People Around You And Yet Cost You Nothing? A Smile.

This Is A Terrible Confession To Make, But After I Left The Army I Had A Number Of Things To Try. I Had A Great Conceit To Think That If All Else Failed I Could Always Go To Hollywood. So When All Else Did Fail I Really Went To Hollywood. And Then I Found Out How Wrong I Was.

Isn’t It Fascinating To Think That Probably The Only Laugh That Man Will Ever Get In His Life Is By Stripping Off And Showing His Shortcomings?