I Feel Ghostly Unreal Until I Become

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.

I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists - Only Funny When I'm Working.

To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

Some Forms Of Reality Are So Horrible We Refuse To Face Them, Unless We Are Trapped Into It By Comedy. To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

Now Then, What Do We Know? One, That Professor Fassbinder And His Daughter Have Been Kidnapped. Two, That Someone Has Kidnapped Them. Three, That My Hand Is On Fire.