If You Ask Me To Play Myself,

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

Gentlemen, You Can't Fight In Here! This Is The War Room.

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.

Some Forms Of Reality Are So Horrible We Refuse To Face Them, Unless We Are Trapped Into It By Comedy. To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

There Is No Me. I Do Not Exist. There Used To Be A Me But I Had It Surgically Removed.