I Find American Behaviour...odd

Given That I Can't Sing Like Freddie Mercury, Obviously I'm Not Going To Pursue It As A Career. What Would Be The Point?

I Do Find It Extraordinary That Men Are So Prepared To Pay For Your Dinner Here. That Simply Never Happens In England. When I First Got Together With Len, I Couldn't Understand Why It Seemed Like He Was Always Trying To Get Into My Side Of The Car. He Was Holding The Door Open For Me! I Don't Know What You Teach American Men In School Here, But You Have To Keep It Up, Because It's Extremely Charming.

I Don't Really Watch All That Much Television, I Have To Say, Because I'm So Intimidated By How Many Channels There Are. I Really Cannot Find My Way Back To Anything. But I'm Compulsively Addicted To '24.' I Love That Show.

I Can't Tell You How Many Times I've Gone To Present At The Golden Globes, Come Home, Whipped The Dress Off And Read To My Daughter Wearing Gazillion-dollar Earrings. That's How It Goes In My House, And I Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way.

I Feel Like I'm Really Lucky.