No One Really Knows Who I Am

I Dropped Out Of Oxford, And Now I Only Speak Russian With The Woman Who Gives Me A Bikini Wax. See What Hollywood Does To You?

I Am A Death Dealer, Sworn To Destroy Those Known As The Lycans. Our War Has Waged For Centuries, Unseen By Human Eyes.

I Think That Dwelling On Other People's Perception Of You Is The Road To Complete Madness, Unfortunately. I Try And Resist That.

People Should Realize Women Aren't Just Whores Or Virgins, I Want To See Women Who Are Real Human Beings.

I Feel Like I've Done A Bunch Of Period Stuff And Then A Bunch Of Romantic Comedies.