I Firmly Believe That With The Right

I Made A Pact With Myself A Long Time Ago: Never Watch Anything Stupider Than You. It's Helped Me A Lot.

I Come From An Overly Confident Place. But I'm Overconfident Because Of Feelings Of Inferiority.

Thank God For The Gays. I Don't Know What Would Have Happened But I Know What Did Happen. Good For Them And Good For Me.

That's Why I'm Concerned About Education, Because It Helps Our Children See Other Worlds. Education Is My Next Big Thing. When Music And Art Were Taken Out Of The Schools, I Went Berserk!

Humor Disarms People. They Don't Feel Threatened.