I Found There Was Only One Way

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark