I Found There Was Only One Way

I Remember I Was So Depressed I Was Going To Jump Out A Window On The Tenth Floor; They Sent A Priest Up To Talk To Me And He Said, ' On Your Mark...'

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.