I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk.

Grip The Club As If You Were Holding A Baby Bird.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

The Only Thing I Fear On A Golf Course Is Lightning...and Ben Hogan.

I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk. I Tell It That This Isn't Going To Hurt A Bit. I'm A Friend And All I'm Going To Do Is Give It A Nice Little Ride.

No Matter What Happens - Never Give Up A Hole....in Tossing In Your Cards After A Bad Beginning You Also Undermine Your Whole Game, Because To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.