I Go To Sleep Thinking About My

I Guess I Was Maybe In Little League Baseball As Far As I Wanted To Be Good At That. But School, I Certainly Wasn't The Best At That. But Comedy Thing And Making Movies And Stuff, I Love It So Much That I Do Get Driven To Push Myself As Hard As I Can.

I'm In A Mood, Dave. A Bad Mood, A Very Bad Mood! I Was Fired From My Ice Cream Truck Job Today! No More Fudgicles!

The Only Reason I Got Into Stand-up Was Because My Brother Told Me To. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I Was 17 And My Brother Went To A Comedy Club And He Said - You Can Do That.

I Don't Want To Run Around With New People. I Feel Safer With My Friends.

My Sisters Are Stronger And My Brother's Bigger Than Me.