I Go Wherever My Fare Is Paid.

The Rest Of The World In Which I Lived Was Still Stumbling About In Search Of A Weapon With Which To Exterminate This Monster [homosexuality] Whose Shape And Size Were Not Yet Known Or Even Guessed At. It Was Thought To Be Greek In Origin, Smaller Than Socialism But More Deadly, Especially To Children.

All America Is Much The Same.

All Liaisons Between Homosexuals Are Conducted As Though They Were Between A Chorus Girl And A Bishop. In Some Cases Both Parties Think They Are Bishops.

Most Men When They Make Up Their Faces, The Makeup Stands Forward, And Their Faces Are Behind.

There Is No Need To Do Any Housework At All. After The First Four Years The Dirt Doesn't Get Any Worse.