I Go Wherever My Fare Is Paid.

I Found That I Had Become So Spinsterish That I Was Made Neurotic Not Only By My Life Of Domesticity But By The Slightest Derangement Of My Room. I Would Burst Into A Fit Of Weeping If The Kettle Was Not Facing Due East.

I Don't Know How People Act. I've Never Understood That.

Men Get Laid, But Women Get Screwed.

I Don't Hold With Abroad And Think That Foreigners Speak English When Our Backs Are Turned.

If Love Means Anything At All It Means Extending Your Hand To The Unlovable.