I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.

I Adore My Apartment In New York. It Was A Ballroom That I Remade, So It's Like A Loft But Done By Louis The Fifteenth.

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.