I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds,

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

My Grandson Is Mad At Me. He's Mad At Me Because I Squandered His College Fund On Spanx. It's A Lot, But There's A Lot Going On Here.

Omaha Is A Little Like Newark, Without Newark's Glamour.

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.