I Got Binoculars 'cause I Don't Want

I Met This Girl, She Was An Actress, And She Gave Me Her Number. It Started With 555.

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"

When You Open The Elevator On The Top Floor Of A Building And The Other Guy Doesn't Get Out, Something Is Seriously Wrong.

People Teach Their Dogs To Sit; It's A Trick. I've Been Sitting My Whole Life, And A Dog Has Never Looked At Me As Though He Thought I Was Tricky.

Because Of Acid, I Now Know That Butter Is Way Better Than Margarine.