If You Are Flammable And Have Legs,

If You Are Flammable And Have Legs, You Are Not Blocking A Fire Exit.

You Should Never Tell Someone They Have A Nice Dimple, Because Maybe They Were Shot In The Face With A Bb Gun.

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.

If I Was A Mechanic And Someone Called Me And Said Their Car Would Not Start, I Would Say, "hey - Maybe A Killer Is After You!"

I Went To The Store And Bought Eight Apples; The Clerk Said, "do You Want These In A Bag?" I Said, "oh, No, Man, I Juggle."