I Got Some Media Coverage For Using

Chefs Don't Actually Say 'that's A Spicy Meat-a-ball,' Except To Indicate That There's A Bomb Threat In The Restaurant Without Alarming The Customers. Terrorism Is The Spiciest Meatball There Is.

I Think Tabasco Brings Me Pure Heat And Southern Kind Of Familiarity, Along With The Vinegar And The Barrel-aged Spices.

The Italians Were Eating With Forks When The French Were Still Eating Each Other.

I Think That There Is Philanthropy And There Is Publicity. If You Can Marry The Two To Do Something Good, Then I Think It's Great. Some Of The Other Guys Go Around And Slag People As A Profession. That's Not So Interesting To Me, Because It's Easy To Take Down, It's Harder To Build.

Recipes Are Just Descriptions Of One Person’s Take On One Moment In Time. They’re Not Rules.