I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets.

How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.

In Theory There Is No Difference Between Theory And Practice. In Practice There Is.

I Was In The Invasion Of Normandy In Southern France.

Baseball Is Ninety Percent Mental And The Other Half Is Physical.